Entry #4- Alice
Date Posted: May 13, 2000
Hello, I am your god. Are you saying 'yeah, right, get a life?' Well then, you're going to hell b/c that means you don't believe in me. So nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah! However, Mog will be going straight to heaven and rest on a nice fluffy cloud b/c he gives me good sex every five minutes or so. -checks clock- Mog..where are you..?
Alright, fur reaaaalz, my name bez ALICE. A-L-I-C-E. Yep. You can refer to me as 'godyouresofuckingawesome, i'ddoyouonthespot' or anything like that. Uh yeah. Now you're saying, 'can we say egotistical.' Geez, sorry.....like seriously, I'm normal. If you're a friend of mine and laughing at the previous statement, STFU! Well anyway, my name IS Alice, and I love you very much and I'm a nice sweet girl. Sorry, not hot though... Unfortunately, my life long goal of attaining godliness has not been achieved, so I'm not your god YET. But let's see...I'm Asian, mostly Chinese, I can speak Mandarin and I usually speak it to one of my friends to talk about people right in front of them. So I really don't talk about people behind their backs, I just do it to their face, haha. I'm 14, a 9th grader, and really hyper at this moment. I was feeling exhausted before but then I was like, dude, I have to go chill with Matt later so if I'm not awake soon, I'll crash in his lap. So I just had a cup of cappuccino and a doughnut. Which means I'm alive again! Wheeeeee!
I attend Stamford High School which is a tad ghetto, but I love it. I'm the school treasurer and I do not steal the money. I'm an honest politician! I just spent today at the other high school volunteering at Special Olympics b/c I'm in the Interact Club which is some community service thing. Did I mention I get straight A's? And am in all honor classes? And is attending two gifted camps this summer? And wanting to go to Harvard? HAHA, DAMN STRAIGHT I'M A GEEK! Well actually I don't even want to go to Harvard, I'd rather sit on my bum. I was a little scared though today, b/c I thought I wouldn't be able to handle mentally handicapped people. But they're pretty cool, they were all so sweet. I had to pass out lunches so I was just basically saying, 'Ham or Turkey?' Which got old after awhile.
I do have a webpage at www.spacekitty.nu which is a work in progress b/c I'm a lazy girlie. It's just a personal thing..you can check out my picture there if you want and find out about me. I was hoping to put a friends page soon and you can betcha that Mog will be on it.
Well....I think I wrote enough, so bye guys!! I hope you were mildly entertained by reading my little message. If not you can just email me at AliceInWnderLand@aol.com and talk to me. If you find that boring too, just ask for a tape of me and Mog having lesbian sex. Yes, me and Mog have lesbian sex. That's right.
[Love Always]
- Alice - |
